Spitball Army

Card is untitled on the front.

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Me: “…when I lived in Boston.” He: “Oh, in New York City!” Me: “Well no, Boston’s in Massachusetts.” He: “That’s outside Atlanta, isn’t it?”

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Next time: a safety monocle.

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This card pictures “View of Birmingham from Red Mountain with Ramsey High School in Foreground, Birmingham, Ala.”

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7:30 AM appointment for truck service and tire rotation. I roll out of there at 8:17. My secret: one dozen Dunkin’ donuts.

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At work, I was asked to stop using words people can’t understand in my monthly meeting minutes. Words like “adjourned” and “respectively.” They should know better than to make requests like that of me. I will start writing the minutes using only words of five letters or less. Or I may compose an entire meeting’s […]

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At the fast-food drive-thru window, I am greeted with, “$5.27. How are you?” That is bass-ackwards, and I am not a number.

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one more piece of pie / crapped out on the floor in a tryptophan coma / waking plans for a leftover turkey sandwich  #CNFtweet  #TGtimeline

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This card pictures “The Lagoon in Avondale Park, Birmingham, Ala.”

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Nothing says “Breast Cancer Sucks” like a foot-wide chocolate chip cookie with “Faith & Hope” written on it in neon pink icing.

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