Spitball Army

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Banana, banana, banana.

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Situation: Painful jump-roping > Patent idea: Skipping ropes with more comfortable & effective skipping position

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Being a Beatlemaniac, my claws were out when I first realized what America seemed to be doing with this song, but it is so well done – and such a trifle at 2:42 – that I will give it the “all clear.”

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“Look, this isn’t an art gallery,” he answered. “It doesn’t matter what you like; there’s big money driving the music.”

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B is for backward Birmingham Benz –
Barricaded by barbed wire,
Yet captured by lenz.

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The padre invited me to play a game of cards. I accepted. We played and he won all the sugar. I did not know the game and I had no idea that the priest would win, but he did and I returned home with nothing. When I turned over the sugar to him, Father Menendez said to me: “See here, Pico, it has happened to you as it did to Christ when he came into the world.”

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Alabama Industries for the Blind

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utilitarianism: n. The belief that the value of a thing or an action is determined by its utility. You Turn Me On, I’m A Radio If you’re driving into town With a dark cloud above you Dial in the number Who’s bound to love you Oh honey you turn me on I’m a radio I’m […]

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