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A salty dog

September 18th, 2008 · 2 Comments

The Monday after Labor Day, I went for a swim and was greeted upon submersion with a mouthful of briny water.

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Tags: health · self

Birmingham is in my rear view mirror.

September 9th, 2008 · 2 Comments

Heading north on 22nd Street toward University Blvd.

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A late lunch at V. Richards

September 7th, 2008 · 3 Comments

Mid-afternoon lunch accessories on the V. Richards patio.

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Tags: food · self

I FOUND MY NOTEBOOK!

September 5th, 2008 · 5 Comments

It’s really too embarassing to detail where it was or how I found it, but I just thought I’d let it out that it is safe and completely intact and never left my house.

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Soggy Blues from Searchin’

August 26th, 2008 · 2 Comments

It has been raining here since Friday night. It is now Tuesday morning. This area sorely needs the rain, and this rain has been ideal – a slow and steady rain, but never a deluge. At this time next week, my neighborhood will be ten shades of green. But, today, as I walked across the back lawn to my office hideaway, the soil underneath the grass groaned and moved beneath my feet, sounding like an old man breaking wind.

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Crossing Suicide Bridge

July 31st, 2008 · No Comments

Here, through the windshield of a PT Cruiser, is the view from about midway across “Suicide Bridge” in Balboa Park, looking toward the tower and dome of the Museum of Man.

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Tags: music · self

MoFO Facial Morphs: Submission #1

July 31st, 2008 · No Comments

There is no denying that Mo is a pretty woman.

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Tags: film · self

Bibliophiles love lists.

July 30th, 2008 · No Comments

The list displays the following 100 books (hopefully in random order – how else to explain Les Miserables at #100, well behind The Da Vinci Code?), with instructions that allow you to take stock of how “well-read” you are (according to their parameters, of course) and allow you to pinpoint some reading goals.

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Tags: books · ideas · self

MoFO Facial Morphs

July 28th, 2008 · No Comments

The photo above has been sitting on my desk for a couple of weeks. I didn’t know what to do with it. Then, in a moment of mindless whimsy, I decided to scribble us new faces using Microsoft Paint.

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Tags: ideas · self

The Dawn of a New Bathroom: Day 2

July 23rd, 2008 · 5 Comments

When the jagged, moldy, fractured tub surround was completely removed, the wall was the wholly unappetizing color of alien baby vomit flavored with chocolate squiggles.

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Tags: house · self