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Screenings: The Gold Rush (1925)

June 21st, 2012 · No Comments

Now-classic shoe-eating and dinner roll scenes sparkle, but the best moments come from Chaplin’s innocent romance.

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Screenings: The Duellists (1977)

June 19th, 2012 · No Comments

Looks and has tone of the film that obviously inspired its style (Barry Lyndon), similarly concerned with honor of men.

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Screenings: Sherlock Holmes – A Game of Shadows (2011)

June 17th, 2012 · No Comments

Sound and fury, signifying nothing.

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Vegan Joke

June 15th, 2012 · No Comments

Q: How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I’m better than you.

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Screenings: Take this Waltz (2012)

June 14th, 2012 · No Comments

Michelle Williams and Seth Rogen are believable as a young married “baby-talking” couple stalled out and distracted.

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Screenings: Friends with Kids (2012)

June 12th, 2012 · No Comments

Writer/director Jennifer Westfeldt takes the lead role, then mumble-whispers most of her dialogue. Charming.

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On Rollators

June 12th, 2012 · No Comments

We sit in Mom’s open garage on rollators, like old folks. Deaf Guy across the street belches periodically; we laugh, then wait.

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What Monet Said

June 10th, 2012 · No Comments

I should like to paint the way a bird sings. -Claude Monet

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Tweet 070812

June 8th, 2012 · No Comments

The possum trapped overnight on my porch yesterday left behind a three-inch turd. For some reason, I assumed possums doodied like rabbits.

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Screenings: The Dark Knight Rises (2012)

June 7th, 2012 · No Comments

Loud, violent, bleak, unintelligible, overlong. Did I leave anything out?

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