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Tornado Tweet IV: Traveling Debris

May 27th, 2011 · No Comments

The tornado drops bits of Tuscaloosa in Birmingham yards: shingles, chunks of insulation, a bank deposit slip, a woman’s swimsuit.

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Tornado Tweet III: Regaining Power

May 24th, 2011 · No Comments

Electricity courses into the house, waking after a four day nap: the AC vent yawns, ceiling fans stretch, the refrigerator groans.

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Tornado Tweet II: Luck

May 20th, 2011 · No Comments

He’s been without power for days, complaining. At work, people buy flashlights, tarps and chain saws from him. Now he feels lucky.

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Tornado Tweet I: Storage Sheds

May 19th, 2011 · No Comments

Post-tornado, people shop for replacement storage sheds; clerk diverts their attention from the crumpled one in the parking lot.

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Falls of the Ohio

May 17th, 2011 · No Comments

The rocky river bank is dotted with “Do Not Remove Fossils” signs. He slips three stones into his shoe and struggles not to limp.

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The Social Network

May 13th, 2011 · No Comments

At book club, the woman sits in the corner, occasionally punctuating the discussion with an “Mm HMM!” She only came for the pizza.

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Oddly Coincidental

May 12th, 2011 · No Comments

Oddly Coincidental: She wheels a buggy full of withered, discounted plants to the checkout and purchases a gallon jug of RoundUp.

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Nature Euthanasia

May 10th, 2011 · No Comments

Nature Euthanasia: She wheels a buggy full of withered, discounted plants to the checkout and purchases a gallon jug of RoundUp.

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Nature Torture Porn

May 6th, 2011 · No Comments

Nature Torture Porn: She wheels a buggy full of withered, discounted plants to the checkout and purchases a gallon jug of RoundUp.

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Filming The Birth

May 5th, 2011 · No Comments

The actors fought with such vigor that the rear wall nearly collapsed. Griffith kept cameras rolling, breath held, digits crossed.

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