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3 Truths (#2)

November 17th, 2011 · No Comments

On request, he produced his driver’s license. Embarassed: “Doesn’t really look like me.” “Sure it does,” she said, unhesitatingly.

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3 Truths (#1)

November 15th, 2011 · No Comments

One day we’ll look back at all this and laugh, they keep saying. But my good humor supply dried up well before my savings account.

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My Wildlife Sunday

April 5th, 2011 · No Comments

Nipped by a neighbor’s dog through the fence; mistakenly chopped a frog in half with a garden hoe; discovered a new resident in the birdhouse.

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Definition of a Job

March 24th, 2011 · No Comments

For some, a job is a stage for creating melodramas that make their home lives seem palatable. For the rest of us, it’s a living.

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Night Sounds

December 23rd, 2010 · No Comments

The ceiling fan rocks audibly in the dark, paddling a slight breeze. He wakes in the dark, disoriented, thinking a window is open, hearing a dishwasher.

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The Cotton Is High

December 21st, 2010 · No Comments

Savannah wildlife: fish jumping in the river, black and white herons, mosquitos, dirty lady with leg scabs making roses out of palm fronds.

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Today’s Fun Spam (13 November 2010)

November 13th, 2010 · No Comments

This is very inspiring work you have created for us. Some people need to know that these things can ensue to anyone. You have shown me a better view now. Watch Megamind online. Things happen so fast these days. That movie just opened last week at my neighborhood theatre.

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Error Message Workplace

November 11th, 2010 · No Comments

I have a non-working status; I feel terminated; as an employee, I can’t be found; they tell me that I’m invalid; for some reason, no polygon exists.

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Help Request to IT Dept.

November 9th, 2010 · No Comments

I’m not sure why it happens, but every morning when I come to work, the computer has changed my password. I think it’s broken.

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A Dancing Banana

September 17th, 2010 · No Comments

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