Spitball Army

I would tell you another element joke, but all the good ones Argon.

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One hydrogen says to another: What’s wrong? The second hydrogen responds: I lost an electron. The first asks: Are you sure? To which the second replies: I’m positive.

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Helium walks into a bar, The bartender says “We don’t serve noble gasses in here.” Helium doesn’t react.

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Girl with the Dragon Tattoo musical in-joke No. 1: Computer hacker opens his apartment door wearing a Nine Inch Nails t-shirt. Girl with the Dragon Tattoo musical in-joke No. 2: Villain turns on a recording of Enya’s “Orinoco Flow” to begin torturing his victim.

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Q: How many vegans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I’m better than you.

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