Spitball Army

Q: What do you call a mushroom who goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink? A: The fun guy.

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Card is addressed to Miss Mave Calvin, Athens, Ala, R. 4. Postmarked at 11 AM on May 16, 1908.

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Q: How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I’m better than you.

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I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. -Woody Allen

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Rick Perry: “I am the Tim Tebow of the Iowa caucuses.” Me: “I am the Tim Tebow of slacker bloggers.”

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Rick Perry: “I am the Tim Tebow of the Iowa caucuses.” Me: “I am the Tim Tebow of film projectionists.”

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Rick Perry: “I am the Tim Tebow of the Iowa caucuses.” Me: “I am the Tim Tebow of appliance salesmen.”

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Q: How many vegans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I’m better than you.

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