…at least not very much. Because, if I did, this might be me.
Why I Don’t Drink…
May 14th, 2010 · 2 Comments
Tags: Uncategorized
Spitball Army
Fire all of your guns at once and explode into space.
NYT > U.S. Headlines- White House Releases Results of Trump’s Annual Physical Exam
- Trump Aides Signal New Tariffs on Chips, Calling Exclusions Temporary
- Man Pleads Guilty to Selling Sperm Whale Teeth and Bones
- How an Arkansas City Became an Epicenter of the Biking World
- Gov. Josh Shapiro and Family Evacuated After Arson at Pennsylvania Residence
- NYT > Politics
- Gov. Josh Shapiro and Family Evacuated After Arson at Pennsylvania Residence
- White House Releases Results of Trump’s Annual Physical Exam
- Trump Aides Signal New Tariffs on Chips, Calling Exclusions Temporary
- Rubio Says 10 More People Have Been Expelled to El Salvador
- Democrats Widely Blast Trump’s Tariffs, but Not Tariffs Overall
- NYT > Arts Headlines
- Nicky Katt, Actor Known For ‘Dazed And Confused,’ Dies at 54
- Jean Marsh, Actress Who Co-Created ‘Upstairs, Downstairs,’ Dies at 90
- Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs Incarcerated: Bed Checks, Monotony and Jailhouse Lasagna
- ‘SNL’ Pokes Fun at Trump’s Tariffs and Economy Chaos in Easter Cold Open
- Brad Holland, Subversive Artist Who Reinvented American Illustration, Dies at 81
© 2006–2009 Spitball Army — Sitemap — Cutline by Chris Pearson
2 responses so far ↓
1 Evelyn // Apr 26, 2010 at 11:49 AM
Pretty sad…but funny!
2 bureaucratist // May 14, 2010 at 9:03 AM
What are you talking about? It normally takes me 90+ seconds to put on my flipflops.
Seriously, though, are you sure this is alcohol and not some kind of motor-neuron disorder?
That girl looked pretty impressed. They’ll make a cute couple, him passed out on the floor of her sorority house, her ordering the house mother to mop up his vomit.
Leave a Comment