Spitball Army

I present herewith an apparent top secret message left in the local CD store at an undetermined date and time prior to its discovery on January 14th 2008.  The top secret message was excavated from beneath a row of 22 used jazz CDs.  It is not known if the message reached the ever-vigilant eyes of its intended recipient.

Written on the back – and reproduced here for everyone to see – is the urgent mission statement.  I can only hope that the task was accomplished, and that all involved slept soundly that evening (after a thorough scrubbing and a shampoo, as forts in central Alabama are known for their earthiness).

(Garsh, how I love my new scanner!)