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Tools of the Day

June 1st, 2009 · 4 Comments

So far today, I have been able to put to use the following things:

  • wheelbarrow with a flat tire
  • hoe
  • 2 bags Moo-nure (“We’re Number 1 in the Number 2 Business!”)
  • hard rake
  • leaf rake
  • 4 bags cedar mulch
  • spade
  • hedge clippers
  • loppers
  • garden hose
  • hammer
  • screwdriver
  • tarp
  • tiller
  • canvas work gloves
  • re-appropriated U.S. Postal Service bin
  • play sand
  • 2″ x 4″ wooden plank
  • old red bricks
  • pickaxe
  • square-edge shovel
  • push broom

The sun is now out in full force and the temperature has passed 90°, so the tools are put away until tomorrow.  Can you guess what I was doing?

Tags: house

4 responses so far ↓

  • 1 ABE // Jun 2, 2009 at 5:55 PM

    Were you putting in a garden?

  • 2 Stu // Jun 2, 2009 at 9:29 PM

    I’ll go out on a limb and say “yard work,” or “extreme pilates.”

  • 3 spitballarmy // Jun 2, 2009 at 11:53 PM

    Limb! Yard work!! Loppers!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    Stu, you’re such a Beagle.

  • 4 Stu // Jun 5, 2009 at 9:37 PM

    Thank you, thank you…I’ll be here all week. Be sure to tip your waitress!

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