Lily Tomlin-isms

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done at the library?
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
Maybe if we listened to it, history would stop repeating itself.
If the nickname for Lawrence is Larry, why isn’t the nickname for Florence Flarry?
Life is like a recessed filter – always just a quarter-inch away.
If you’ve read a lot of books, you’re considered well-read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well-viewed.
Why is it when we talk to God, we’re said to be praying, but when God talks to us, we’re schizophrenic?

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