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War kittens, woolen mittens

April 10th, 2008 · No Comments

This, of course, is the Capitol One TV commercial.  It’s inescapable.  But, despite the number of times I’ve seen it, I just realized that the fiery-eyed intergalactic warmonger at 0:16 says “war kittens!!!” and not “more kittens!!!”  I laugh out loud every time I hear this.  Maybe you will, too.

Speaking of laughing out loud, I got the entire waiting room at my doctor’s office doing just that this morning by telling this silly riddle.  It was prompted by the talkative woman in the corner who was knitting a baby shawl and talking about her cats (she said she was acting “hyper” because of the medication she is taking for her narcolepsy…I tell you, it really pays to listen to what people have to say).  Here goes:

Q:  Do you know what happened to the cat that swallowed a ball of wool?
A:  She had mittens!

As they say in some circles, ROFL.

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