Spitball Army

George Harrison: Living in the Material World (2011):

• First half: Obligatory Beatles history. Second half: Graceful portrait of a spiritual man.

The Avengers (2012):

• Thank goodness the movie and its explosions were loud enough to drown out the screaming and crying child in the 7th row.

The Five-Year Engagement (2012):

• In which two grown women have an argument in front of the kids, using the voices of Elmo and Cookie Monster.