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Entries from November 2012

2012 Vote Cancellation

November 30th, 2012 · No Comments

One won’t vote for POTUS, who’s pro-Palestine & pro-gay. Other’s voting for POTUS because he’s not anti-Palestine or anti-gay.

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Trussvilian Etymology

November 29th, 2012 · No Comments

I wonder how many people living in Trussville, Alabama, actually know what a truss is?

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I’m Just a Singer in a Rock & Roll Band

November 27th, 2012 · No Comments

I ALWAYS get the lyrics right when I just move my lips without making a sound.

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Postcard: City Hall & Public Library, Oceanside

November 26th, 2012 · No Comments

Card is titled: “City Hall and Public Library, Oceanside, Calif.”

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Funnie Boan

November 25th, 2012 · No Comments

“Your to funny,” she messages to me. “Their, their,” I want to respond, “I hadn’t ment to be humerus: Its just an observation.”

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Movie: 112412

November 23rd, 2012 · No Comments

“Lincoln” at The Vestavia Hills 10.

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Marianne’s Son Hank

November 22nd, 2012 · No Comments

They call him Mr. Hanky. He’s three years old, and all he wants for Christmas is a kitchen. Supposed specialty: sausage biscuits.

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Workplace Revenge Method

November 20th, 2012 · No Comments

After a grueling workday, they lean behind the dumpster, smoking and grabbing at flies. Redemption is a crushed and lifeless bug.

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Postcard: Pio Pico Mansion

November 19th, 2012 · No Comments

Card is titled: “Patio of Pio Pico Mansion, Whittier, California.”

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Tags: family · postcards

Perfect Hair Guy

November 18th, 2012 · No Comments

Perfect Hair Guy asks what I think of his Filipino mail-order bride idea. “I really value your opinion.” Suddenly I’m without one.

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