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Entries from October 2012
October 29th, 2012 · No Comments
October 25th, 2012 · No Comments
Me: “…when I lived in Boston.” He: “Oh, in New York City!” Me: “Well no, Boston’s in Massachusetts.” He: “That’s outside Atlanta, isn’t it?”
October 23rd, 2012 · No Comments
Next time: a safety monocle.
October 22nd, 2012 · No Comments
This card pictures “View of Birmingham from Red Mountain with Ramsey High School in Foreground, Birmingham, Ala.”
October 21st, 2012 · No Comments
7:30 AM appointment for truck service and tire rotation. I roll out of there at 8:17. My secret: one dozen Dunkin’ donuts.
October 19th, 2012 · No Comments
At work, I was asked to stop using words people can’t understand in my monthly meeting minutes. Words like “adjourned” and “respectively.” They should know better than to make requests like that of me. I will start writing the minutes using only words of five letters or less. Or I may compose an entire meeting’s […]
October 18th, 2012 · No Comments
At the fast-food drive-thru window, I am greeted with, “$5.27. How are you?” That is bass-ackwards, and I am not a number.
October 16th, 2012 · No Comments
one more piece of pie / crapped out on the floor in a tryptophan coma / waking plans for a leftover turkey sandwich #CNFtweet #TGtimeline
October 15th, 2012 · No Comments
This card pictures “The Lagoon in Avondale Park, Birmingham, Ala.”
October 14th, 2012 · No Comments
Nothing says “Breast Cancer Sucks” like a foot-wide chocolate chip cookie with “Faith & Hope” written on it in neon pink icing.