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9/11/2014

September 11th, 2014 · 2 Comments

As I was dressing at home, I heard excited voices from the TV in the other room. There was something that looked like a disaster movie on, and I switched it off. Twenty minutes later, I was walking through the back door of Laser’s Edge Compact Discs, ready to start the workday. Michael had arrived […]

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Tags: history · music · TV

What Deadwood sounds like

May 15th, 2012 · No Comments

The dialogue in Deadwood sounds like Shakespeare being dragged behind a stagecoach driven by George Carlin.

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Seconds

May 3rd, 2012 · No Comments

How many seconds does it take a talk show moderator to tell the final respondent that there are only thirty seconds left in the show?

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Deadwood Lingo III

May 1st, 2012 · No Comments

Unauthorized cinnamon.

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Deadwood Lingo II

April 26th, 2012 · No Comments

Would you close your flap, that I don’t forego my boiled eggs?!

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Deadwood Lingo I

April 24th, 2012 · No Comments

Toothache assessment: “I’ve been prostrated with the agonies of the damned.”

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“It’s Toasted” or “L.S.M.F.T.”

November 22nd, 2011 · No Comments

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“It’s too big a eat.”

November 20th, 2011 · No Comments

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Axe Me No Questions

October 7th, 2011 · No Comments

Was alarmed to hear that someone axed the President, then realized that it was merely a linguistic offense on “Politics Nation with Rev Al Sharpton.”

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Tags: language · politics · TV

Old Man Tree on KOCT

July 14th, 2011 · No Comments

I was contacted by Oceanside resident Janene Shepherd a few months back, after she stumbled upon my blog post about a Moreton Bay Fig tree I had dubbed “Old Man Tree.” She was producing a segment for Oceanside’s public access television station about the tree, and had been researching it on the ‘web. Below is […]

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Tags: self · TV