Spitball Army

I don’t know if I am more aghast at the shrill idiocy within the text or the shameless copyright infringement of the Godfather design.

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I was told by a co-worker today that our current civilization won’t last three more years, and that I’d better have my guns ready. It was then I realized that an Obama bumper sticker on my truck might not be a good idea.

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Trump says he has his ducks in line to run for POTUS. You know: Donald, Howard, Daffy, Peking.

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Rick Perry: “I am the Tim Tebow of the Iowa caucuses.” Me: “I am the Tim Tebow of slacker bloggers.”

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Rick Perry: “I am the Tim Tebow of the Iowa caucuses.” Me: “I am the Tim Tebow of film projectionists.”

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Rick Perry: “I am the Tim Tebow of the Iowa caucuses.” Me: “I am the Tim Tebow of appliance salesmen.”

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A customer (used loosely, nothing purchased) told me today he’d been “Obamasized,” meaning that he’d lost his job. Huh? This resource (http://tinyurl.com/8a6r64j ) did nothing to clear things up.

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Here’s a real advertisement for a fundraiser to elect the Republican adjutant general candidate in South Carolina, circa 2009.

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Was alarmed to hear that someone axed the President, then realized that it was merely a linguistic offense on “Politics Nation with Rev Al Sharpton.”

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