I wonder how many people living in Trussville, Alabama, actually know what a truss is?
Entries Tagged as 'language'
November 29th, 2012 · No Comments
November 25th, 2012 · No Comments
“Your to funny,” she messages to me. “Their, their,” I want to respond, “I hadn’t ment to be humerus: Its just an observation.”
November 2nd, 2012 · No Comments
I don’t know if I am more aghast at the shrill idiocy within the text or the shameless copyright infringement of the Godfather design.
October 19th, 2012 · No Comments
At work, I was asked to stop using words people can’t understand in my monthly meeting minutes. Words like “adjourned” and “respectively.” They should know better than to make requests like that of me. I will start writing the minutes using only words of five letters or less. Or I may compose an entire meeting’s […]
October 9th, 2012 · No Comments
Later, I went through the self check-out line and chose “Spanish.” Mmm, that lady inside the computer sounded so sexy: “bolsa,” “credito.” Highlight of my day.
July 1st, 2012 · No Comments
larb : lard :: brawl : drawl
June 28th, 2012 · No Comments
May 25th, 2012 · No Comments
Spanish Main bowler hat artichoke hearts
May 24th, 2012 · No Comments
money facts pickle chips elephant parts
May 22nd, 2012 · No Comments
when you leave record sleeve Heineken sip chicken leash grammar fiche dollar bill clip