Spitball Army

I don’t know if I am more aghast at the shrill idiocy within the text or the shameless copyright infringement of the Godfather design.

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Spanish Main bowler hat artichoke hearts

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money facts pickle chips elephant parts

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when you leave record sleeve Heineken sip chicken leash grammar fiche dollar bill clip

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Escobar candy bar peppermint chair paper mill windowsill secret affair

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plastic-coated fear engorgement running sideways train compartment wishing twenty feather sequins after spoonfuls dressing penguins

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Best overheard word of the day: coronated. As in, “When Queen Elizabeth was coronated.”

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How many seconds does it take a talk show moderator to tell the final respondent that there are only thirty seconds left in the show?

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Unauthorized cinnamon.

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The au pair prepared to pare a pair of pears.

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