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Nutshell

September 10th, 2010 · No Comments

Um, sorry, I meant Nutjob.

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Simon’s Cat: “Cat Man Do”

August 20th, 2010 · 1 Comment

“Cat Man Do” is not the greatest title for this animated short.  Maybe “WAKE THE F*&@ UP!!” would be better.  Anyway.  My late cat Ziggy used to do this every morning, especially the patting on the face bit.  I laughed until I was nearly sick the first time I saw this little vid, which brilliantly […]

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Why I Don’t Drink…

May 14th, 2010 · 2 Comments

…at least not very much. Because, if I did, this might be me.

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Cats on a Treadmill

March 9th, 2010 · No Comments

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You’re the Type I Go For.

February 14th, 2010 · No Comments

Because it’s Valentine’s Day.

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She asked me for a definition of jazz.

December 3rd, 2009 · No Comments

ground jump twist, sun-kissed, soaring bird ’round the words, ’til the third then shift, glide to a slide, back on your feet, take me home

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Efforts to reach Christ today were unsuccessful.

December 1st, 2009 · No Comments

From today’s news at al.com: Woman named Jesus Christ called for Jefferson County jury duty By Erin Stock — The Birmingham News December 01, 2009, 4:30PM Jesus Christ was called for jury duty this week in Jefferson County. Court officials were skeptical at first when on Monday a potential juror submitted a name change form with […]

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Pool People

September 17th, 2009 · No Comments

Real critters spotted by our intrepid wildlife correspondent in the swimming pools of Birmingham, Alabama.

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New Sol LeWitt work unveiled in NYC subway station

September 15th, 2009 · No Comments

A giant tiled wall of jewel-toned loops and curves — one of the last commissions by the Conceptual artist Sol LeWitt — was unveiled in the 59th Street-Columbus Circle subway station by the Metropolitan Transportation Authority last week.

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Oh, squat.

May 28th, 2009 · 1 Comment

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