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#ReadersUnite

January 3rd, 2017 · No Comments

I'm reading The Sellout by Paul Beatty, which I borrowed from my local book emporium (otherwise known as a library). #ReadersUnite @BPL — Fred Osuna (@spitballarmy) January 3, 2017

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A note about the Range Rover

February 6th, 2015 · No Comments

While I was in the Summit movie theater, watching a film, a good Samaritan left this note on my windshield. I noticed no damage. On the other side of this note – which was apparently half of a greeting card – was written, in a different, more mannered hand: Love Granny & Paw-Paw.

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Ticket Stubs: Birmingham Barons game 053014

May 30th, 2014 · No Comments

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Barons v. BayBears 050314

May 3rd, 2014 · No Comments

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First World Problem 081712

June 24th, 2012 · No Comments

Something’s up: I mashed the Jazz button on the stereo & have been getting only Bee Gees, Carpenters and Glen Campbell.

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3 Truths (#2)

November 17th, 2011 · No Comments

On request, he produced his driver’s license. Embarassed: “Doesn’t really look like me.” “Sure it does,” she said, unhesitatingly.

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3 Truths (#1)

November 15th, 2011 · No Comments

One day we’ll look back at all this and laugh, they keep saying. But my good humor supply dried up well before my savings account.

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My Wildlife Sunday

April 5th, 2011 · No Comments

Nipped by a neighbor’s dog through the fence; mistakenly chopped a frog in half with a garden hoe; discovered a new resident in the birdhouse.

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Definition of a Job

March 24th, 2011 · No Comments

For some, a job is a stage for creating melodramas that make their home lives seem palatable. For the rest of us, it’s a living.

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Night Sounds

December 23rd, 2010 · No Comments

The ceiling fan rocks audibly in the dark, paddling a slight breeze. He wakes in the dark, disoriented, thinking a window is open, hearing a dishwasher.

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