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101 Days of Listening: Day 56

August 14th, 2017 · No Comments

Graham Nash “Simple Man” Joni Mitchell “Slouching Towards Bethlehem” Seal “Daylight Saving” Canned Heat “Going Up the Country” Macy Gray “You’ve Got It Bad Girl” The Meters “Trick Bag” The Western States Motel “California Highway Patrol” Aretha Franklin “I Wonder (Where Are You Tonight)”  Rufus Wainwright “Welcome to the Ball” Peter Gabriel “Don’t Give Up” […]

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#ReadersUnite

January 3rd, 2017 · No Comments

I'm reading The Sellout by Paul Beatty, which I borrowed from my local book emporium (otherwise known as a library). #ReadersUnite @BPL — Fred Osuna (@spitballarmy) January 3, 2017

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A note about the Range Rover

February 6th, 2015 · No Comments

While I was in the Summit movie theater, watching a film, a good Samaritan left this note on my windshield. I noticed no damage. On the other side of this note – which was apparently half of a greeting card – was written, in a different, more mannered hand: Love Granny & Paw-Paw.

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Ticket Stubs: Birmingham Barons game 053014

May 30th, 2014 · No Comments

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Barons v. BayBears 050314

May 3rd, 2014 · No Comments

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First World Problem 081712

June 24th, 2012 · No Comments

Something’s up: I mashed the Jazz button on the stereo & have been getting only Bee Gees, Carpenters and Glen Campbell.

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3 Truths (#2)

November 17th, 2011 · No Comments

On request, he produced his driver’s license. Embarassed: “Doesn’t really look like me.” “Sure it does,” she said, unhesitatingly.

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3 Truths (#1)

November 15th, 2011 · No Comments

One day we’ll look back at all this and laugh, they keep saying. But my good humor supply dried up well before my savings account.

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My Wildlife Sunday

April 5th, 2011 · No Comments

Nipped by a neighbor’s dog through the fence; mistakenly chopped a frog in half with a garden hoe; discovered a new resident in the birdhouse.

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Definition of a Job

March 24th, 2011 · No Comments

For some, a job is a stage for creating melodramas that make their home lives seem palatable. For the rest of us, it’s a living.

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